In regards to Lent:
“u gaiz, teh internetz iz lyk mai lyf. so lyk, 4 lent (i dont go 2 church) im gunna giv up teh internetz (certain sitez only nao) so dat i can suffer da way jesus suffered 4 me on da cross. cuz lyk, not goin on da internetz iz lyk death 2 me. maybe i will diet 2 or sumf, cuz it showz him im thankfulz. maybe in mai free tyme nao i can praise God moar n read da Bible. NAH i’ll probz juz go out moar or sumf or watch tv. but plz believe me wen i say im doin this for Him.”
Please, shut up. God doesn’t need you to fast anything. He loves you, just give him your love in return.